I was watching breakfast news yesterday and one of the presenters was announcing one of those stories that you always hear at the this time of year (along with 'how to not put on forty kilos at Christmas time), 'And coming up we have tips how to survive the office Christmas party.'
Call me crazy, but I thought it was quite simple, 'Don't get banjaxed and make a twat of yourself.'
Or, 'Don't get banjaxed if a jolly good banjaxing is likely to make you make a twat of yourself.'
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