When I was about six I remember telling my mother that when I was a grownup all I was just going to eat was fish and chips and
Throaties (licorice flavoured cough lollies which we were never allowed, but Barbara
Kreegher was. She was our dealer).
This must have filled my mother with joy as she realised her daughter was showing
tendencies of becoming an obese drug taker from a very tender age. Obviously she would have been comforted in the fact that 'obese drug taker' was a contradiction in terms.
But anyway, that was my desired menu for the rest of my life as a six year old - what would have been yours?
