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Sunday, April 4, 2010

A conversation

'What's Soandso actually like?' Ask I.

'Boring'.

'Really?'

'Colossally.'

'Ok.'

'Sensationally, titanically, overwhelmingly boring.'

'Riiiiiiight.'

'In fact, she is so dull she could bore a not-very-highly-evolved species into extinction.'

Mental note to self: do not get trapped at a party with this person.