And lashings of ginger beer.

Somebody pointed out yesterday in the office that the Millenium happened nearly ten years ago.

What.The.Fuck?

Where did that go? Have I spent half of it in a drug induced coma and everyone I know has neglected to tell me?

But what I can't quite understand is, as the first ten years of this century come screaming to an end, that nobody has come up with a better name for this decade than the 'Noughties.'

The Noughties.

Really.

It conjures up images of Uncle Quentin, Aunt Fanny and George's dog Timmy.

Giddy up.

Memo
To: People Who Name Decades.
Re: The Noughties

Could have tried harder.