Guy – holding bananas as though they were guns: ‘My diet today consists of only eating food that you can shoot people with.’
‘Nother conversation:
‘Did you know my last boyfriend’s family was worth 85 million pounds?’
‘Why did you break up with him?’
‘He had a massive cocaine addiction....that he’d downgraded from a heroin addiction.’
‘You should have hung in there.’
‘That’s what he said.’
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