I was standing at the lights today when, out of nowhere, a child came screaming up on his skateboard and stopped within centimetres of me.
I got a bit of a fright thinking, 'Shit, that child nearly took me out. Well stopped, over confident speed freak.'
Then I took a closer look.
It wasn't a child.
It was a dwarf.
Holding a leprechaun outfit.
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