The Scene.My cousin, her husband and their two small people's house.
The Characters.My cousin's husband (
MCH) and one of their cats, Angus ( the mental one whose been on
Prozac due to trying to lick all his fur off).
The Dialogue. Angus: Meow!
Meooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!
MCH: Go away!
Angus:
Meowwwwwwwwwww.
Reowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
MCH: You've been fed, stop being so needy, please go away!
Angus: Meow, meow, meow.
MCH: YOU ARE JUST DOING MY HEAD IN !
Silence.
Stand off.
A few minutes later.
MCH leans forward, put his hands up so Angus can see them. Wiggles his thumbs in circles.
MCH: Hey look Angus!
Opposable thumbs.
MCH: Na
ni na ni na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I've got
opposable thumbs, you haven't.
Heh! Observe.
MCH picks up remote, changes channel. Sits back in chair, very pleased with himself.
Cat skulks from room.
Humans: 1
Felines: 0
