…by katejanelastname
- Go into café, purchase before-work coffee.
- Read paper, while Nicecoffeeman man makes coffee.
- Stranger comes up and says ‘Are you from Christchurch?’
- Look blankly.
- Neglect to say that you've recently moved.
- Nod, continue to stare blankly.
- Brain scans hard drive.
- Hard drive search results reveal, ‘No matches found to your query’.
- Stranger tells you he’s met you before, with Amanda.
- Think, ‘Who the fuck is Amanda?’
- Look blankly.
- Notice man sweating a little in the heat.
- Hard drive kicks into semi face recognition, reveals result, ‘You may recognise this person’.
- Face recognition complete. There is a match. Delivers result. ‘You know this man far too well to have not recognised him for this long, you complete moron.’
- Now feel a fool.
- Attempt to regain ground, but thoroughly fail by over compensating and talking far too much.
- Give up, embrace and accept the fact you are a fool.
- And a goat.
- The end.
