Oh yeah, I am really knocking myself out here. (Actually you can blame my cousin, who seems to be providing rather a lot of fodder for this blog, lately).
Anyway, check this guy out.
Does he look shifty to you? Well, he should. He's a light fingered little monkey. After a life of murdering, he's turned his paws to stealing.
Eggs.
Two weeks ago Gisborne couple Frank and Cheryl Amor woke up to find fresh eggs on their back doorstep. This happened a few times and they were confused as to the identity of their good samaritan, until one morning Charlie walked in to the kitchen, opened his mouth and out rolled an egg.
He's since turned into being quite a good thief, he's stolen his staff about a dozen eggs.
Unfortunately Cheryl isn't so keen on using her ill gotten gains, so she's returning them.
Now, if only she could teach him to pick up the paper.
